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Rick Glaze: Music

Virtual Love

(Rick Glaze)
January 10, 2001
Writers: Rick Glaze/David Pace
Dating is the pits, right? This young man creates his own fake persona on the internet. He is built like Rocky, "got Brad Pitt's nose, Matt Damon's eyes, a Tom Cruise smile, and Elvis's thighs". With no interest in meeting "real" girls, he "loves 'em and leaves 'em on a CD rom". By the way, real girls cost too much and they take too long. A fun tongue-in-cheek song about the internet.