1. Virtual Love

From the recording Virtual Love

Dating is the pits, right? This young man creates his own fake persona on the internet. He is built like Rocky, "got Brad Pitt's nose, Matt Damon's eyes, a Tom Cruise smile, and Elvis's thighs". With no interest in meeting "real" girls, he "loves 'em and leaves 'em on a CD rom". By the way, real girls cost too much and they take too long. A fun tongue-in-cheek song about the internet.